A Very Larry Christmas

2004 studio album by Larry the Cable Guy

Studio album by

Larry the Cable Guy

Released

November 16, 2004

Genre

Comedy

Length

36:28

Label

Warner Bros.

Producer

Tom Carr, J.P. Williams, Michael Winslow

Larry the Cable Guy chronology

Lord, I Apologize
(2001)

A Very Larry Christmas
(2004)

The Right to Bare Arms
(2005)

A Very Larry Christmas is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy, released on November 16, 2004, on Warner Bros. Records. It is composed of radio commentaries dealing with Christmas, as well as musical tracks.

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Track listing (2004 Warner Bros. version)

"Christmas Commentary" - 2:25
"The Christmas Story" - 2:16
"Santy for a Day" - 1:38
"Oh Holy Crap" - 0:15
"Fat Holiday Relatives" - 1:29
"Singing Christmas Tree" - 1:35
"A Letter to Shania Twain" - 2:23
"O Little Girl from Birmingham" - 0:21
"Waiter Commentary" - 1:33
"Donny the Retard" - 0:09
"Pissed-Off Christmas Poem" - 1:39
"The Most Wonderful Ass" - 0:18
"Titty Bar Christmas" - 2:09
"Easy-to-Assemble" - 1:52
"The First Queer Santy Claus" - 0:16
"Fruitcake Commentary" - 2:07
"Santy Claus, Santy Claus" - 2:25
"I Pissed My Pants" - 0:25
"Christmas Weight Gain" - 1:34
"Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story" - 2:07
"On the First Day of Christmas" - 0:08
"Redneck Santa Claus" - 1:09
"Hark, The Hairlip Angel" - 0:10
"A Letter to Santa Claus" - 1:44
"Sticks and Horse Turds" - 1:23
"Call a Doctor" - 0:18
"Gift Giving" - 2:12
"I Wish My Mother-in-Law'd Get Hit by a Car" - 0:28

Charts

Weekly charts

Chart (2004)	Peak position
US Billboard 200^[1]	43
US Top Comedy Albums (Billboard)^[2]	1
US Top Country Albums (Billboard)^[3]	8
US Top Holiday Albums (Billboard)^[4]	3

Year-end charts

Chart (2005)	Position
US Top Country Albums (Billboard)^[5]	64

Certifications


Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
United States (RIAA)^[7]	Platinum	1,012,000^[6]

References

^ "Larry the Cable Guy Chart History (Billboard 200)". Billboard. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
^ "Larry the Cable Guy Chart History (Top Comedy Albums)". Billboard. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
^ "Larry the Cable Guy Chart History (Top Country Albums)". Billboard. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
^ "Larry the Cable Guy Chart History (Holiday Albums)". Billboard. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
^ "Top Country Albums – Year-End 2005". Billboard. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
^ "Comedy wins none of the 2014 Billboard Music Awards but all of the focus of this week's magazine issue – the Comic's Comic".
^ "American album certifications – Larry the Cable Guy – A Very Larry Christmas". Recording Industry Association of America. Retrieved May 1, 2021.